Purse Porn

My two whole faithful readers know that I have much love for Stein Mart. They have the bestest accessories, wonderful sales, and sometimes I score some really cute boob shirts. Y'all know what I'm talking about, so don't lie to yourself.

Anyhoooooo I'm getting off topic. When I am need of new purses, I always hit the 'Mart, and am never disappointed. This time I scored a faboo Franco Sarto bag. It is exactly like this picture, except in a lovely shade of olive green.

The best part was the price. After sales discount and 20% coupon for being a preferred customer (sale whore), the purse was $10.

Y'all I said $10 for a designer purse! I also got two more bags, one in a pretty ivory and another in a milk chocolate brown leather (not designer but extremely fab) for $10 each as well. Man oh man I heart a good deal, and my random things-I-can't-live-without are happy in their new home.

Oh the extreme joy in my heart - this calls for a haiku:

I go to the 'Mart
On safari for new purse
I see you and grab.

Shoppers eye you
Wishing you were in their hands
Step off it is mine.

They try to find same
Alas you were only one
Heh I win loser.